The Cake Manatee Welcomes You.

Sep 17

My parents will give me my laptop as long as I stay of of Tumblr because “all my problems like bi polar disorder and being trans are because of Tumblr”

Lol I will not, I like having friends and being supported fuck that noise.

Sep 16

peacemaker11:

a-study-in-oddities:

la-hire-ships-it:

notyouraveragepornblog:

blasianxbri:

mamamorgantayl0r:

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This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at - and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system.

posts like these are the reason i love tumblr

Once, I was at a friend’s birthday party, and they began to play strip poker and 7 minutes in heaven and immature stuff like that. I am the biggest virgin that you’ve ever known, so I pretended like my phone was vibrating, punched in my mom’s speed dial, and when she answered, I said “Hey mom, whatcha need? *Pause* oh, okay. So I have to come home now? Yeah, sorry, I’ll clean my room right when I get there. *pause* ten minutes? Okay, that works. See ya.” and she understood exactly what I wanted, and she came and picked me up, and even scolded me in front of my friends for ‘not cleaning my room’. I’ve used this so many times, it isn’t funny. My mom is so understanding each time.

And now I must hug my mother and post 5 million mom appreciation posts.

(hugs this)

Sep 15

About three hours of sleep, and now I have to go to school *lights the workd on fire*

Sep 15

I fear my belly button, my mon was obsessed with keeping it clean when I was little so now I can’t even look at it without feeling queasy.

I usually ignore it but I actually smile at the thought of surgery getting it closed up… Is this concerning?

Sep 15

Go on anon and tell me something you’re too afraid to say off anon.

trial-and-err0r:

Because I’m bored and slightly curious.

Sep 15

cartel:

The worst part about being there for everybody is that no one ever bothers to ask if you’re okay or not

Sep 15

marzofrps:

when you send a reply that you know is gonna kill your partner

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Sep 14

It’s only been a few weeks… But I miss my Jake :( I have his shirt though, I don’t want to wear it and get rid of his smell though :’V

Sep 14

Sometimes I wish I had huge pimples so I could release my anger and squeeeeze them until they were all flat and bloody… But no I get fields of small ones of my nose and forehead! Gross huh?

Sep 14

I swear to god if one more person sends me virus links I will piss